Cyclocross is a sport that:Is designed for only the fittest of athletes Scares meI know nothing aboutAllows an athlete to stay fit during the fall and winter on minimal training timeHow do you know when its officially Cyclocross season? You start practicing your bunnyhops on your road bikeYou can’t stand looking at your road bikeYour Facebook and Twitter account is constantly streaming photos of people racing crossYou’ve gained 5 lbsThe smell of embro is in the airTo stay “in the know” on all-things-cross, follow this person on Twitter:@velocb@JeremyPowers@cdelinks@RuPaul@AdamMyerson@resultsboyAll of the aboveRace day is approaching and you just found out that you will have the kids for the day. What do you do on race day?Stay homeLeave them home aloneBring them with you and NOT race, just spectateBring them with you and hope someone from the cross community will watch them while you raceBring them with you, along with a babysitter, friend, etc to watch them while you PTHD all over the courseI don’t have kids, but I like it when they cheer for meThe Gran Prix of Gloucester is often referred to as: New England WorldsThe Holy Shrine of #NECXThe Pain HoleGlahsta crossA Damn Good TimeIts 52F and raining on race day, what’s the best gear for your legs? Bare, shaved legsEmbrocated, bare legsBare, hairy legsKnee warmersFull leg warmersWhen approaching a set of barriers, what is the position of your right hand (if dismounting on left side)?On the top tubeWaving to your childrenIn the dropsReaching for your water bottleAdjusting your chamoisWhen approaching a set of barriers at speed, how do you dismount? Step my leg through Step my leg behindThere’s a time and place for stepping behind and stepping throughBunnyhopI have no idea what you are talking aboutYou’re at the top of a run-up and racing for 42nd position with one lap to go…what do you do? Put my head down and hammer to the finish.Look for a beer feed then put my head down and hammer.Give up and head to the showers.Stop and rest for a minute before continuing. Smile for the cameras.Who has the tightest looking cross Team Kit for 2012? Rapha/FocusMad Alchemy/Verge Rider CooperativeCannondale/CyclocrossworldRaleigh/ClementRGM/ Richard SachsEmbrocation Cycling JournalTubulars are:The best thing to happen to me since skinsuitsA fun way to spend a night with a tub of glue in a small unventilated roomA thing best left to professionalsToo expensive (which is why I only have three sets)What are tubulars?What is the best way to cheer someone on at a cross race?Heckle the hell out of themJingle a cowbell and scream: Huphuphuphup!Remain silentHand out dollar billsYell: Booooyeah!
Why didn’t this question:
Race day is approaching and you just found out that you will have the kids for the day. What do you do on race day?
Have this as an option?
My kids are racing faster than me!!
CFR!
I’m not tight anymore…………kegels?
No it is Mad Alchemy/Verge Rider Cooperative with the best looking Kit!